Hindi Songs & their Medical Meanings

Hindi Songs & their Medical Meanings

Jiya Jale Jaan Jale, Raat Bhar Dhuan Chale – Fever

Tadap Tadap Ke Is Dil Se Aah Nikalti Rahi – Heart Attack

Suhani Raat Dhal Chuki, Na Jaane Tum Kab Aoge – Constipation

Bidi Jalayle Jigar Se Piya Jigar Ma Badi Aag Hai – Acidity

Tujh Mein Rab Dikhta Hai, Yaara Main Kya Karoon – Cataract

Tuje Yaad Na Meri Aayi Kisi Se Ab Kya Kehna – Alzheimer’s

Mann Dole Mera Tann Dole – Vertigo

Tip-Tip Barsa Pani, Pani Ne Aag Lagayi – Urinary Infection

Dil Dhadak-Dhadak Ke Keh Raha Hai –Hypertension

Aaj Kal Paaon Zameen Par Nahi Padte Mere – Corn On Feet

Haay-Re-Haay Neend Nahi Aaye –Insomnia

Batana Bhi Nahi Aata, Chupana Bhi Nahi Aata – Piles

And Sabse Mast

Lagi Aaj 
Saawan Ki Phir Wo Zadi Hai –Loose Motion

Tribute to Kumar Vishwas : Koi deewana

कोई दीवाना कहता है, कोई पागल समझता है !
मगर धरती की बेचैनी को बस बादल समझता है !!
मैं तुझसे दूर कैसा हूँ , तू मुझसे दूर कैसी है !
ये तेरा दिल समझता है या मेरा दिल समझता है !!

मोहब्बत एक अहसासों की पावन सी कहानी है !
कभी कबिरा दीवाना था कभी मीरा दीवानी है !!
यहाँ सब लोग कहते हैं, मेरी आंखों में आँसू हैं !
जो तू समझे तो मोती है, जो ना समझे तो पानी है !!

समंदर पीर का अन्दर है, लेकिन रो नही सकता !
यह आँसू प्यार का मोती है, इसको खो नही सकता !!
मेरी चाहत को दुल्हन तू बना लेना, मगर सुन ले !
जो मेरा हो नही पाया, वो तेरा हो नही सकता !!

भ्रमर कोई कुमुदुनी पर मचल बैठा तो हंगामा!
हमारे दिल में कोई ख्वाब पल बैठा तो हंगामा!!
अभी तक डूब कर सुनते थे सब किस्सा मोहब्बत का!
मैं किस्से को हकीक़त में बदल बैठा तो हंगामा!!

भ्रमर कोई कुमुदनी पर मचल बैठा तो हंगामा
हमारे दिल में कोई ख्वाब पल बैठा तो हंगामा
अभी तक डूबकर सुनते थे सब किस्सा मुहब्बत का
मैं किस्से को हकीकत में बदल बैठा तो हंगामा

कभी कोई जो खुलकर हंस लिया दो पल तो हंगामा
कोई ख़्वाबों में आकर बस लिया दो पल तो हंगामा
मैं उससे दूर था तो शोर था साजिश है , साजिश है
उसे बाहों में खुलकर कस लिया दो पल तो हंगामा

जब आता है जीवन में खयालातों का हंगामा
ये जज्बातों, मुलाकातों हंसी रातों का हंगामा
जवानी के क़यामत दौर में यह सोचते हैं सब
ये हंगामे की रातें हैं या है रातों का हंगामा

कलम को खून में खुद के डुबोता हूँ तो हंगामा 
गिरेबां अपना आंसू में भिगोता हूँ तो हंगामा 
नही मुझ पर भी जो खुद की खबर वो है जमाने पर 
मैं हंसता हूँ तो हंगामा, मैं रोता हूँ तो हंगामा

इबारत से गुनाहों तक की मंजिल में है हंगामा
ज़रा-सी पी के आये बस तो महफ़िल में है हंगामा
कभी बचपन, जवानी और बुढापे में है हंगामा
जेहन में है कभी तो फिर कभी दिल में है हंगामा

हुए पैदा तो धरती पर हुआ आबाद हंगामा
जवानी को हमारी कर गया बर्बाद हंगामा
हमारे भाल पर तकदीर ने ये लिख दिया जैसे
हमारे सामने है और हमारे बाद हंगामा

MEME Central : Neil Nitin Mukesh

Neil Nitin Mukesh!


Neil Nitin Mukesh is India's answer to three musketeers.

Neil Nitin Mukesh vote thrice in election.

Neil Nitin Mukesh can vote to three different parties in one election.

When neil nitin mukesh was born the nurse said congratulations u have a single triplet!

Kitne aadmi the? Sardar 3, neil nitin mukesh

Gutthi can do a complete 5 minute intro joke sequence with Neil Nitin Mukesh. "Nitin-Neil, Neil-Nitin, Neil-Mukesh

Neil Nitin Mukesh Can't Ride Bike...Coz Tripling Is Now Allowed....

Happy times for Alok Nath since he'd get to do 3 Kanyadaans at Neil Nitin Mukesh's wedding.

Neil Nitin Mukesh was the reason behind "Kabool hai, kabool hai, kabool hai"

Neil Nitin Mukesh can take a hat-trick in a single ball.

Neil Nitin Mukesh is a democracy in himself. By the Neil, for the Nitin, to the Mukesh

Sequel of Amar Akbar Anthony will be called Neil Nitin Mukesh

Maggi launches 3 minute noodles for Neil Nitin Mukesh

Only Neil Nitin Mukesh can complete a Three -years diploma course in just one year.

A low budget love triangle casts only Neil Nitin Mukesh in the lead.

When neil nitin mukesh clicks a selfie, it becomes a group photo

Neil Nitin Mukesh will play Tom, Dick and Harry in the remake.

Neil Nitin Mukesh has never done a double role. Because thats not possible.

Dad

Neil Nitin Mukesh is the sequel of Two and a Half Men"

The concept of the movie 'Om Jai Jagdish' came from none other than Neil Nitin Mukesh.

Neil Nitin Mukesh once booked a ticket on IRCTC & got W/L, RAC & Confirmed ticket for same passenger !

Neil Nitin Mukesh always use a "Share AutoRickshaw".

Neil Nitin Mukesh - Neil vs Nitin vs Mukesh in #Koffeewithkaran for the hamper

MEME Central : Alok Nath

Hello Friends!

Amazed at people's creativity for MEME for Dear , "RESPECTED" A.L.O.K   N.A.T.H

110 Alok Nath Facts:

1.“Mujhe Betiyon Ke Babuji Ban’na Hey” - Alok Nath
when teacher asked him what he wanted to be
when he grew up.
2. According to ‘Hindu Marriage Act’, a girl cannot
marry if Alok Nath disapproves.
3. After Kalyug, It’s going to be ‘Alok-Nath-Yug’.
4. Alok Nath believes in ‘Aashirwad at first sight’.
5. Alok Nath believes the ‘F’ in FTV stands for Family.
6. Alok Nath calls Sunny Leone as ‘Sunny Beti’.
7. Alok Nath can destroy his trolls just by sprinkling
few drops of water from his Kamandal and saying
“Jaa Main Tujh Hen Shrap Deta Hun”.
8. Alok Nath carried Hanuman-Chalisa to school
instead of notebooks.
9. Alok Nath collected all his savings and tried to
purchase Rajesh Khanna’s bungalow as it is named
‘Aashirwad’.
10. Alok Nath does not sign a movie till there are at
least three crying scenes.
11. Alok Nath eats Prasad as starters.
12. Alok Nath favorite game is football. It is because of
players like Kaka, Mata and Nani.
13. Alok Nath gave Dacoit Valmiki such a deep and
massive lecture on Sanskaar that he became
religious person.
14. Alok Nath goes to KFC to eat his favorite ‘Gaajar ka
Halwa’.
15. Alok Nath had all the Senior Citizen privileges since
he was 6 years old.
16. Alok Nath has just completed level 66 on ‘Barfi
Crush’.
17. Alok Nath has never received salary, he always
received pension.
18. Alok Nath has requested for ‘Saubhagyavati Raho’
button on Facebook.
19. Alok Nath has requested for an ‘Aashirwad’ button
to Twitter.
20. Alok Nath has zero friends because he always turns
‘Dosti into Rishtedaari’.
21. Alok Nath is ‘Babuji-Zoned’ at first sight.
22. Alok Nath is father of so many betaas and betis
that when his family decides to go on a vacation,
they book a train!
23. Alok Nath is now a worried man, Obama's daughter
is getting marriageable.
24. Alok Nath is so sanskaari that he bought a new
phone and broke coconut on it.
25. Alok Nath is so sanskaari that he buys the
newspaper just to read the matrimonial.
26. Alok Nath is so sanskaari that he closes his eyes
when he takes a bath.
27. Alok Nath is so sanskaari that he cuts ‘Mathura Ke
Pede’ on his birthday.
28. Alok Nath is so sanskaari that he distributes
'Prasad' after crossing each level in Temple Run.
29. Alok Nath is so sanskaari that he removes his
slippers before playing Temple Run.
30. Alok Nath is so sanskaari that he was born at the
age of 65.
31. Alok Nath is so sanskaari that he whips himself
with leather belt if he sees his own body above
knees.
32. Alok Nath is so sanskaari that when he heard the
song ‘Gandi Baat’, he put ‘Gangajal’ in his ears.
33. Alok Nath is so sanskaari that when he walks into
a bar, the bar walks out.
34. Alok Nath is someone who is worried about
‘Kanyadaan’ of a girl who is yet to be born.
35. Alok Nath is such a personality that at times his
wife calls him ‘Bhaisaab’.
36. Alok Nath is the original ‘Father of the Nation’.
37. Alok Nath is the SI unit of ‘Sanskar’.
38. Alok Nath Ne Ekk Baar Toot'te Taare Ko Dekh Keh
Beti Ki Bidae Maang Li.
39. Alok Nath Ne Janam Lete Hi Nurse Ka Kanyadaan
Kar Diya Tha.
40. Alok Nath Ne Sirf Ek Ashlil Movie Dekhi Hey:
‘Dropadi Ka Cheer Haran’.
41. Alok Nath once blessed wheat farms and now we
have ‘Aashirwaad-Atta’.
42. Alok Nath once said “Jeete Raho” to a man and
today he is known as ‘MDH wale Dadaji’.
43. Alok Nath only saw this season of Big Boss, Kyun
Ki ‘Big Boss Saath 7 Hey’.
44. Alok Nath serves ‘Gangajal’ in cocktail parties.
45. Alok Nath smokes ‘Agarbattis’.
46. Alok Nath snorts Agarbattis at rave parties.
47. Alok Nath strongly disapproves of Mukesh Ambani.
Because his Sanskar met with an accident.
48. Alok Nath used to bunk school for Ram Katha.
49. Alok Nath walks into a bar and orders ‘Haldi Ka
Doodh’.
50. Alok Nath walks slowly, because of song ‘Babuji
Zara Dheere Chalo’.
51. Alok Nath wants an “Aashirwad” button on Twitter!
52. Alok Nath was the first person to call ‘Parle’ as
‘Parle-G’.
53. Alok Nath was wanted to be Kenya’s “Father of the
Nation”. So that he could do ‘Kenya-daan’.
54. Alok Nath watches Fast and Furious movies
wearing a seat belt.
55. Alok Nath went to Shirdi for his honeymoon.
56. Alok Nath went to Sunburn Music Festival and did
a ‘Surya-Namaskar’ over there.
57. Alok Nath went to ‘Vaishno Devi’ for his Bachelor's
party before marriage.
58. Alok Nath will do item number dance only if it’s
‘Bhakti-Sangeet’.
59. Alok Nath won the ‘STAR Parivaar Award’ for
Favorite Pita Bread.
60. Alok Nath: “You know nothing of ‘friend-zone’. I am
‘Babuji-zoned’.”
61. Alok Nath: a silent guardian, a watchful father, our
‘Kanyadaan’ expert.
62. Alok Nath’s caller tune is “Babul Ki Duaayen Leti
Ja”.
63. Alok Nath’s CV reads: Degree - MBA in Kanyadaan.
Skills - Sanskaar. Experience - done total 1109673
Kanyadaan. Hobby - Giving Aashirwaad.
64. Alok Nath’s idea of a music concert is a ‘Mata Ka
Jagrata’.
65. Alok Nath’s talk show would be called “Aashirwad
with Alok”.
66. Alok Nath’s watch displays only ‘Achha’ and ‘Bura’
samay.
67. Alok Nath’s WhatsApp shows: “Last seen doing
Kanyadaan at..”
68. Alok Nath’s wildest fantasies involve a harmonium
and Reema Lagoo.
69. Angry Birds became 'Sansakari Birds' in Alok
Nath’s smartphone.
70. Anoop Jalota is Alok Nath’s Yo Yo Honey Singh.
71. Arun Govil grew old and became Alok Nath.
72. 'Babuji Zara Dheere Chalo' song was written when
Alok Nath was young.
73. Breaking News: All the conspiracy behind Alok Nath
has been revealed. It was Rajnikant who started all
this to divert peoples mind from his jokes.
74. Buddha and Ashoka wanted to live a lavish and
lustful life, but then they met Alok Nath.
75. Even Emran Hashmi can’t kiss Alok Nath daughters
because of their Sanskar.
76. Even when Alok Nath clicks his Selfie, he makes
sure that his 52 family members, 3 servants,
Krishan ji ki murti and 2 dogs.
77. Every Christmas, Alok Nath fills stockings with
Aashirwad.
78. For Alok Nath, ‘Ram Chahe Leela Chahe Leela
Chahe Ram’ is a bhajan.
79. Future Breaking News: Tour operators to launch
‘Alok Nath Yatra’ to clean all your sins.
80. Gandhi Ji used to call mahatma to Alok Nath.
81. Gods take blessings from Alok Nath.
82. If Alok Nath goes in Bigg Boss then every morning
will start with a Hanuman Chalisa and aarti of Mata
Rani.
83. If Chuck Norris & Rajnikanth make love to Nirupa
Roy at the same time & if they have a baby boy,
that boy will grow old to become Alok Nath.
84. In school days, Alok Nath bunked a lecture to
attend his daughter’s wedding.
85. Jab Babuji Alok Nath Hon, Toh Emraan Hashmi Bhi
Sanskari Hon Jata Hey.
86. Kalyug was started when Alok Nath did a negative
role in 'Bol Radha Bol'.
87. Koi Ladki Unh Sehn Chhu Naa Jaye Ess Liye, Alok
Nath Ji Ne Aaj Tak Touch Screen Phone Nahi Liya.
88. Number of Kanyadaan done by Alok Nath is still
higher than the number of days attended by an
article in his article ship.
89. Once Alok Nath bought a new MacBook laptop and
broke coconut on it.
90. Once Alok Nath gave aashirwad to a boy. Today we
know that boy as Arvind Kejriwal.
91. Once Rajnikanth opened Ramayana and Alok Nath
was born.
92. Poonam Pandey should thank her stars that Alok
Nath didn’t give her Sanskars, else her life would've
been hopeless and she would've been jobless.
93. Question: Alok Nath’s favorite song? Answer: ‘Oppa
Samdhan Style!’
94. Question: How would Alok Nath howl if he was a
Werewolf? Answer: ‘Bahuuuuu...’
95. Question: What will Alok Nath ride if he stars in
Dhoom 3? Answer: Bullock cart.
96. Question: Which car does Alok Nath drive? Answer:
Sanskar
97. Rahul Dravid was Alok Nath of Indian Cricket team.
98. Rohit Sharma and Dale Steyn should watch some
Alok Nath movies and learn Sanskar.
99. Salman Khan is still Virgin because of Sanskar
given by Alok Nath in ‘Maine Pyaar Kiya’.
100. The only two wars Alok Nath has seen in his life
are ‘Haridwar’ and ‘Pariwar’.
101. This New Year eve, Alok Nath is going to drink
'Charnamrat' on the rocks.
102. When a girl goes down on Alok Nath, he gives her
aashirwad.
103. When Alok Nath caught a thief, he took him to
'Mata Ki Chowkie' instead of police chowkie!
104. When Alok Nath decides to get modern he wears
‘dhotis with zips’.
105. When Alok Nath is around Even Salman Khan
behaves like a good son.
106. When Alok Nath parties, it means tea party.
107. When Alok Nath plays temple run, he runs
TOWARDS the temple.
108. When Alok Nath was born doctor said, “Badhaai
Hon, Babuji Huye Hey”.
109. When Alok Nath was born, Doctor gave him to his
father and said, "Mubarak Hon, Betiyon Ka Baap
Huwa Hai".
110. When you type Alok Nath on Google search, “I’m
feeling Lucky” changes to “I’m feeling Sanskari”.

Rain Suit : Mickey Mouse from Macau !!!

# Seju's Mickey Mouse Rain coat.@ First day.

I forecasted when i bought the rain coat from Macau shop ( near lisboa backlane) in 2008. 

Its in 19 Aug 2013  when seju wore it to school one rainy morning. 

One more check tick in my bucket list . 

My Baby adds icing on the cake with co operation in poses & one killer smile.

Getting ready .. tick tock !

Here she goes with a model pose

Unusual Pose

                                                                            Look at the twisted leg ...Lovely!

Love You Seju!

Sejal's First Tym dressed in Winter Blazer 21 Nov 2012

Seju is getting in the mood to pose for the shutter

And Yesss. Here it is the Model like Pose! 

Perfect shot in first attempt.

The 240 Watt smile is very refreshing. She make it a day for me.

The smile continues and mould into one such pose.

Well . Its happening!!!

Me , have always seen myself as a blogger. Rather , a blogger in waiting .  I used to see myself in mirror and ask, why the hell are you not writing the blog when there should have been hundreds of blogs by now!..

It has been my resolve from 2003 , and still never had the mood to do it.

Never started doing it despite the trigger so many times.

It so happens . As heard in a tune for oscars , The Social Network.  Its happening.

I have ample drum rolls, and the Grand Salute in mind... Feels great to connect to the world.

Hello world!!!

My First Blog.

Mar. 06.2014